1 00:00:02,550 --> 00:00:05,769 [Music] 2 00:00:10,339 --> 00:00:08,450 everyone in this segment we are 3 00:00:13,249 --> 00:00:10,349 responding to some YouTube comments and 4 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:13,259 listener feedback I'm still grieving the 5 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:15,630 death of my grandmother so please keep 6 00:00:20,689 --> 00:00:17,820 that in mind if you want full podcast 7 00:00:23,150 --> 00:00:20,699 episodes go to our big mouth calm I'll 8 00:00:24,259 --> 00:00:23,160 talk to you later bye I should have been 9 00:00:28,130 --> 00:00:24,269 a doctor didn't going to see my 10 00:00:30,529 --> 00:00:28,140 grandma's life oh no you just need a 11 00:00:33,979 --> 00:00:30,539 penis for that fair enough true true 12 00:00:37,940 --> 00:00:33,989 true yes yes I can't believe the way 13 00:00:41,090 --> 00:00:37,950 you're talking about it I think my 14 00:00:42,170 --> 00:00:41,100 grandma would have a pretty good sense 15 00:00:44,510 --> 00:00:42,180 of humor about it you know I'm just 16 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:44,520 having fun you know it's not the ice not 17 00:00:50,569 --> 00:00:47,370 that I don't love her you know I I honor 18 00:00:54,139 --> 00:00:50,579 her memory by what was laughter I don't 19 00:00:56,270 --> 00:00:54,149 know I mean I my family they're so they 20 00:00:58,729 --> 00:00:56,280 take all that stuff so seriously that I 21 00:01:01,849 --> 00:00:58,739 I don't think if they heard and if they 22 00:01:04,490 --> 00:01:01,859 heard me talking like that holy cow that 23 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:04,500 would be like [\h__\h] you know people 24 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:06,510 would get thrown through the window you 25 00:01:13,399 --> 00:01:09,780 know a car might get turned over and set 26 00:01:16,249 --> 00:01:13,409 on fire like that kind of you can't this 27 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:16,259 is sensitive about all that crap oh I'm 28 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:18,090 positive that if there's any new 29 00:01:21,679 --> 00:01:20,250 listeners that this is the first episode 30 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:21,689 that they listen to expecting like 31 00:01:28,070 --> 00:01:24,659 hardcore paranormal and conspiracy stuff 32 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:28,080 they're going to turn it off so you're 33 00:01:32,450 --> 00:01:30,150 basically saying I just don't want 34 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:32,460 anyone else to keep listening though I 35 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:34,350 don't want new listeners I just like the 36 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:37,770 people we got I want listeners who 37 00:01:47,539 --> 00:01:43,290 understand jokes humor dark humor very 38 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:47,549 dark humor especially when we post up 39 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:51,030 stuff on missing 4 11 and people going 40 00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:52,710 missing real real [\h__\h] that happens of a 41 00:01:57,230 --> 00:01:55,200 real life and making jokes about it I'm 42 00:01:59,810 --> 00:01:57,240 just as willing to make jokes about my 43 00:02:01,580 --> 00:01:59,820 life and people that died in my life and 44 00:02:05,929 --> 00:02:01,590 having a sense of humor about it as i am 45 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:05,939 with other people's lives I'm it as much 46 00:02:11,180 --> 00:02:09,090 as a target and can you meet fun of and 47 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:11,190 anything that I do has anyone else if 48 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:12,660 I'm going to do it to somebody else if 49 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:13,380 I'm going to 50 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:14,520 with somebody else and makes other 51 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:16,770 people feel bad I should be able to take 52 00:02:22,550 --> 00:02:20,190 it too and that's that nothing's really 53 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:22,560 out of bounds for me too much you know I 54 00:02:27,170 --> 00:02:24,450 like it I'm not gonna ruin somebody's 55 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:27,180 like it's one's child died I wouldn't 56 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:30,360 like go on here and like make fun of 57 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:32,850 that child dying but my grandmother 58 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:36,570 already had a really nice flight 93 59 00:02:42,850 --> 00:02:40,410 years long great I you know I think 60 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:42,860 you'd like we make fun of you know I 61 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:45,270 doubt that there's any of anybody else 62 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:46,770 making fun of her right now honey making 63 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:49,010 fun of her I'm making fun about you know 64 00:02:55,430 --> 00:02:52,710 in that stuff so I was joking about the 65 00:02:58,700 --> 00:02:55,440 situation we're referencing one of the 66 00:03:00,430 --> 00:02:58,710 old shows I remember the Prince of 67 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:00,440 bargaining I guess I don't remember the 68 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:04,790 show or get an injector grandmother and 69 00:03:09,470 --> 00:03:07,110 thought to put this back up to provide 70 00:03:11,030 --> 00:03:09,480 context for people it's like it's not 71 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:11,040 like I don't want new listeners of 72 00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:12,210 course we do and this will probably 73 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:14,790 during tornado that like they're gonna 74 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:16,140 you know they're going to weed them 75 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:17,930 we're going to weed them out eventually 76 00:03:21,890 --> 00:03:20,070 not that that's something we want to do 77 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:21,900 of course we want people to listen to 78 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:24,510 the show but like you know if you can't 79 00:03:31,630 --> 00:03:28,970 handle the crazy jokes we make about 80 00:03:34,850 --> 00:03:31,640 everything sensitive or not a you know a 81 00:03:36,530 --> 00:03:34,860 non sensitive and yeah you're not going 82 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:36,540 to like the show here I'm not only her 83 00:03:41,110 --> 00:03:38,220 their jokes I think it's just really 84 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:41,120 strange stuff that we're done do we say 85 00:03:46,550 --> 00:03:44,370 Bigfoot ejaculate yeah I'm not even sure 86 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:46,560 these are actual jokes it's just kind of 87 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:49,320 like statements i'm making and it's like 88 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:51,870 a lathering of a madman people happen to 89 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:54,620 find them funny then so be it but i 90 00:03:59,840 --> 00:03:57,510 don't know i'm sure it does turn some 91 00:04:03,340 --> 00:03:59,850 people off but this is the kind of guy I 92 00:04:07,340 --> 00:04:03,350 am I try not to take it too seriously 93 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:07,350 we're all going to die and miles have a 94 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:11,310 little fun along the way to uh it's jet 95 00:04:18,890 --> 00:04:15,180 what is Jeff rubbin one out or what I've 96 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:18,900 been here we can you got anything i just 97 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:20,670 posted in the slack since we're talking 98 00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:22,650 about listener stuff if someone wouldn't 99 00:04:28,570 --> 00:04:26,660 mind reading that message in slack 100 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:28,580 because I've given up reading and we can 101 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:31,760 roll into that blister Senate right now 102 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:33,530 here we go come on let's roll into some 103 00:04:40,510 --> 00:04:39,320 listener stuff what do you want to good 104 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:40,520 elude everyone out there giving up this 105 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:42,950 farm thank you for listening to our big 106 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:44,720 dumb mouth I've always cracked a little 107 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:50,330 bit I'm going through puberty you can 108 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:53,270 contact us at our victim out that gmail 109 00:04:59,680 --> 00:04:55,610 com leaves a voicemail six before 3889 110 00:05:04,960 --> 00:04:59,690 109 and recording it and recording 111 00:05:08,820 --> 00:05:04,970 everything why I thought we were just 112 00:05:13,110 --> 00:05:08,830 hanging out the show is just hanging out 113 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:13,120 so people her I have a job I know 114 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:15,890 apparently but you do apparently yeah 115 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:17,930 that's true I'm not going whatever 116 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:20,290 whatever fine I don't give a [\h__\h] what 117 00:05:27,430 --> 00:05:26,150 did you think that was that was bad I'm 118 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:27,440 just trying to pretend like we've just 119 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:29,210 been talking on skype in there hasn't 120 00:05:34,390 --> 00:05:31,340 been an RSS feed and you said you could 121 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:34,400 subscribe at our big dumb mouth calm and 122 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:37,550 you could donate on patreon or paypal or 123 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:40,660 join us black wait this is a podcast 124 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:46,910 question in the podcast you do it well 125 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:50,360 we do have a few listeners a pinch of 126 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:53,330 listeners and some of them write emails 127 00:06:00,010 --> 00:05:56,950 to us and some post comments on YouTube 128 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:00,020 and so if you what do you guys wouldn't 129 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:01,970 mind going there going to be the carrot 130 00:06:06,730 --> 00:06:04,250 top on slack and reading that most 131 00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:06,740 recent post i put up there so we can 132 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:10,190 comment on this and actually address 133 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:12,650 some listeners feedback for the show Red 134 00:06:17,890 --> 00:06:16,190 Rover Red Rover let Jeff come over prom 135 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:17,900 JP commotion they weren't against doing 136 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:20,270 feedback from YouTube comments that 137 00:06:22,270 --> 00:06:21,080 people are going to leave negative 138 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:22,280 comments cuz you know that we're gonna 139 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:23,480 read them on the show and then keep 140 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:27,080 doing experiment you hahaha are you sure 141 00:06:33,909 --> 00:06:29,300 I said that you did this is very 142 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:33,919 specific this guy or gal has been a 143 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:36,440 listener for a long time so this is not 144 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:38,570 really a youtube comment and some look 145 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:39,540 like a bat 146 00:06:47,570 --> 00:06:44,280 I guess yes I like the show but yet your 147 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:47,580 comment is noted and it's on the record 148 00:06:52,970 --> 00:06:49,620 but please go ahead thank you gavel 149 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:52,980 giving the gavel shape it i think i got 150 00:06:59,210 --> 00:06:55,410 the gavel over here the ruling has been 151 00:07:07,610 --> 00:06:59,220 made yes the Sheep the Sheep has to say 152 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:07,620 so so it says 400 views after one month 153 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:08,850 I guess they were referring to do videos 154 00:07:12,290 --> 00:07:10,050 there for one month and only ask for 155 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:12,300 interviews yes that we put up a live 156 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:15,510 video stream a podcast stream of a show 157 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:17,280 and got 400 years over one month all 158 00:07:24,430 --> 00:07:21,570 right to go live though people don't 159 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:24,440 expect that so I know the show is a 160 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:26,250 constantly interrupted when someone's 161 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:28,020 trying to read something oh no it's 162 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:29,520 going to be the show's room at 45 163 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:31,920 minutes of [\h__\h] town board I get more 164 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:33,930 views on i upload random video on the 165 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:37,770 internet I doubt that when you will 166 00:07:41,510 --> 00:07:40,080 start to understand that you are ruining 167 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:41,520 the show by doing the same [\h__\h] thing 168 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:42,840 over and over and over i'm just 169 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:45,300 reporting to the sound board seriously 170 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:47,040 who the [\h__\h] would want to share the 171 00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:50,130 show you don't listen to 400 boners 172 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:53,220 balls Fox pissed samples and you and you 173 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:55,830 will find good content I guess he's 174 00:08:00,080 --> 00:07:57,210 saying you want listen you won't find 175 00:08:01,670 --> 00:08:00,090 good content if you do that it's getting 176 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:01,680 worse and worse it's insane you should 177 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:03,660 rename it to our big dumb second or at 178 00:08:09,410 --> 00:08:06,870 this point not bad alright welcome back 179 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:09,420 to our big dumb ass on board we're not 180 00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:12,630 live reading comments what's funny is 181 00:08:16,550 --> 00:08:14,280 that every [\h__\h] new podcast at a 182 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:16,560 sound board what's funny is it every 183 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:19,530 [\h__\h] new podcast that uses sound 184 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:22,860 board do it no every podcast use the 185 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:24,330 software do 20 times better than you 186 00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:28,170 Mike aah buh B got any bar there's even 187 00:08:32,210 --> 00:08:30,240 when they're beginners well and I doubt 188 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:32,220 that pretty good huh it's [\h__\h] insane 189 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:33,990 to be this stubborn needy ah critique 190 00:08:38,930 --> 00:08:37,290 cut in half or cut it by half remove 191 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:38,940 this [\h__\h] and do a [\h__\h] good podcast 192 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:41,400 that people will share stop being a 193 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:44,610 [\h__\h] sperg on that [\h__\h] even though 194 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:47,420 it that's spurt what's this bird ah 195 00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:49,740 something like freaks out easy you know 196 00:08:53,180 --> 00:08:51,960 kind of like has mild autism you well I 197 00:08:57,230 --> 00:08:53,190 got Asperger's 198 00:09:00,680 --> 00:08:57,240 yeah okay okay Mike you probably have 199 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:00,690 Asperger's people have insinuated that i 200 00:09:06,890 --> 00:09:03,990 do not i don't think i do ya know you do 201 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:06,900 what do you think I do ah I mean come on 202 00:09:13,690 --> 00:09:09,600 because you shot up don't you for years 203 00:09:15,530 --> 00:09:13,700 yeah one I didn't shoot the school I 204 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:15,540 didn't do that I don't know how you guys 205 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:17,850 insinuating that I have not proven that 206 00:09:23,090 --> 00:09:19,890 you have not shot up at school just like 207 00:09:24,950 --> 00:09:23,100 Trump has not proven that he didn't get 208 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:24,960 peed on by russian hookers in a hotel 209 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:27,210 room in Moscow to though you haven't 210 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:29,010 proved it I have emotions I feel 211 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:33,390 emotions on a weekly basis and at a time 212 00:09:38,420 --> 00:09:36,030 for this or do you like come on yeah I 213 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:38,430 allow sign to feel emotion but uh five 214 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:40,620 o'clock on friday it's time to feel 215 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:47,640 again man Barnes don't feeling clam 216 00:09:52,670 --> 00:09:51,330 baby's got it in a zag of it I don't I 217 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:52,680 don't believe I have Asperger's syndrome 218 00:09:59,020 --> 00:09:56,250 and I I people say it to me all the time 219 00:10:03,550 --> 00:09:59,030 like you because I a cursor with lies I 220 00:10:09,830 --> 00:10:05,510 not to go long as I don't know why 221 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:09,840 people think that I have that just like 222 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:12,450 picturing you on the side of the road 223 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:15,030 you know I'm easy to get along with you 224 00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:18,270 throw a bottle at somebody why don't you 225 00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:21,950 talk to me maybe me might be like that 226 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:24,720 I'll dress this guy this guy's has said 227 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:28,290 this before he's upset on about the 228 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:30,810 sound samples and how it can be overdone 229 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:35,220 at times yes it can be much like 230 00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:37,080 sounding a live that over uses the joke 231 00:10:41,810 --> 00:10:40,140 over and over and over again I have a 232 00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:41,820 habit of doing that every now and again 233 00:10:45,950 --> 00:10:43,800 especially the past episodes that I was 234 00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:45,960 probably really drunk last episode so I 235 00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:49,620 went overboard some episodes I don't do 236 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:53,820 it as much but for this guy would be 237 00:10:58,880 --> 00:10:56,130 spiteful why would someone want to share 238 00:11:01,820 --> 00:10:58,890 the show only because they like it if 239 00:11:03,290 --> 00:11:01,830 this guy is good and people like you I'm 240 00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:03,300 gonna say this guy if you're refusing to 241 00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:04,980 share the show or show that you like 242 00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:06,840 just because they play 243 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:09,240 sound clips little too much less [\h__\h] 244 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:11,370 [\h__\h] while you say we don't share 245 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:12,690 the show because Mike talks about 246 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:14,760 [\h__\h] his dead grandmother like 247 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:16,320 something more offensive than sound 248 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:20,760 clips but the sounds are the least 249 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:22,890 offensive part of the show everything 250 00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:24,390 else do everything else about the show 251 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:25,680 is much more offensive the fact I can't 252 00:11:32,570 --> 00:11:27,870 read I can't [\h__\h] talk and sound 253 00:11:33,890 --> 00:11:32,580 clips away you're angry about I think 254 00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:33,900 they just don't leave you ever use them 255 00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:35,550 i don't think they're offended by any of 256 00:11:39,050 --> 00:11:37,380 this Trombetta for what i can discern I 257 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:39,060 don't like the overuse okay don't like 258 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:43,080 you overuse well I I don't know I've 259 00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:45,210 heard you do know when you were laying 260 00:11:47,810 --> 00:11:46,470 on the boner and the balls I'm 261 00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:47,820 personally one of these people where 262 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:49,560 it's like I like that kind of a thing I 263 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:50,910 think he's just one of these people 264 00:11:55,070 --> 00:11:53,490 whose just it really is to me it's like 265 00:11:58,220 --> 00:11:55,080 an opinion thing you know you're either 266 00:11:59,570 --> 00:11:58,230 a Marvel or DC or a Coke or Pepsi here's 267 00:12:01,460 --> 00:11:59,580 the thing if you want to sound let's go 268 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:01,470 listen to joe rogan he plays no sound 269 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:05,010 clips and you won't laugh at all you 270 00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:06,690 just have like a nice conversation years 271 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:08,190 listening to a nice conversation between 272 00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:11,640 Joe Rogan really funny nobody's [\h__\h] 273 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:13,740 dead grandmother's yeah like he's like a 274 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:16,980 really nice guy he's funny on stage but 275 00:12:21,410 --> 00:12:19,290 his podcast when I heard and I've 276 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:21,420 listened to a lot of them I haven't 277 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:24,420 laughed once at all there's no energy he 278 00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:26,370 listened to show there's no energy so go 279 00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:27,660 list him a gold listen to another 280 00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:29,670 community Marc Maron very popular 281 00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:32,460 podcast [\h__\h] Doreen is [\h__\h] not 282 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:34,920 funny it over he's I mean the fact that 283 00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:37,140 he calls himself a comedian is one of 284 00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:39,360 the biggest lives of our lifetime I 285 00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:41,700 don't give a [\h__\h] if i get if people and 286 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:43,380 people care the show cuz I like it great 287 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:44,910 if they don't we don't get any more 288 00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:48,990 listens we have so [\h__\h] be it I what 289 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:51,720 am I gonna do start changing [\h__\h] to get 290 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:53,670 more to get more viewers or listen I'm 291 00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:55,170 already not making money what I'm gonna 292 00:13:02,120 --> 00:12:58,260 do start speaking more not money you're 293 00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:02,130 going to be instead of ice I don't know 294 00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:04,380 to basically have the same thing happen 295 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:06,750 we do the show joke loudly than I do the 296 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:07,890 show cuz we have fun we like the 297 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:09,900 [\h__\h] yes sometimes it sounds like 298 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:13,220 forever use and sometimes or not i but 299 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:15,390 we just go with the field-show sometimes 300 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:16,920 we're absolutely hammered when we do 301 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:18,720 shows and sometimes or not sometimes I 302 00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:19,270 can get 303 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:21,280 the whole entire sentence without 304 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:24,490 stuttering or stammering I don't I tell 305 00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:27,310 you I'm not a professional we do this 306 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:29,320 for us fun we put this show up for free 307 00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:31,720 for fun and we're going to continue to 308 00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:33,460 do so we don't charge anybody we don't 309 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:35,440 really ask for donations we don't beg or 310 00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:37,030 plead or do anything that I put up 311 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:39,280 YouTube clips for free with no tweed 312 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:41,530 note no ads on YouTube clips the shows 313 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:43,690 up a frame for with with no ads and no 314 00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:46,330 upfront guilt about not donating I don't 315 00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:49,120 give a [\h__\h] I do this for fun you know 316 00:13:54,390 --> 00:13:51,460 if I'm not having bone to show but maybe 317 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:54,400 overly excess and excessively using 318 00:13:59,430 --> 00:13:57,370 clips in a certain episode then I I 319 00:14:01,350 --> 00:13:59,440 don't tell you I can't be mindful the 320 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:01,360 audience I can do this for me first and 321 00:14:06,690 --> 00:14:03,730 if people happen to like it after that 322 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:06,700 great so you want to share it because 323 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:08,260 you like to show great or maybe just 324 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:10,330 maybe you like a particular person on 325 00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:12,490 the show great I can't change and I'm 326 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:14,380 not going to I'm gonna do what I feels 327 00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:17,200 good and I'm gonna do what I think is 328 00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:20,080 fun for the show and if it's playing 329 00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:22,120 Alex Jones over and over again I will 330 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:26,920 that's right that's right Alex I don't 331 00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:30,580 know I i we took a poll in not too long 332 00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:32,440 ago about sound clips should we use 333 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:34,440 laughs or more we actually actively 334 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:37,030 engage the listeners it said me know it 335 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:39,430 keep men because I think they get the 336 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:41,350 show it's a bit of a goofy show we're 337 00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:44,650 not like a serious news show we don't do 338 00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:46,750 serious hardcore resource because we 339 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:48,160 don't have the time we don't do this for 340 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:52,030 a living we do this for fun and I don't 341 00:14:59,850 --> 00:14:54,130 know why people don't understand it god 342 00:15:01,680 --> 00:14:59,860 damn it coughing you do have an IJ clip 343 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:01,690 that would go along well with this by 344 00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:05,500 the way um which one I'm gonna say it 345 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:08,040 this one yeah you fascist white male 346 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:11,290 zentra was a good one what about this 347 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:13,840 one you sons of [\h__\h] no one that I 348 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:15,370 like that one it would be I'm never 349 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:18,010 wrong Oh or the that one I was gonna 350 00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:22,570 play this one but you can't admit you 351 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:25,180 were wrong yeah yeah that one that one 352 00:15:31,070 --> 00:15:28,340 what about this one he's got AIDS 353 00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:31,080 classic is that Larry King who is that 354 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:35,880 I'll gone with sterling yeah the the 355 00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:39,240 ex-owner of the LA Lakers he was talking 356 00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:40,830 about magic johnson there he's got AIDS 357 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:44,790 ah he's right it's not they see him so 358 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:47,130 he seems like he's excited about well I 359 00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:48,570 don't know if he was right here Magic 360 00:15:54,410 --> 00:15:52,740 Johnson has HIV he's not age so mmm okay 361 00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:54,420 good I'm glad you clarified of your 362 00:16:01,520 --> 00:15:58,260 place well um I want to talk to the guy 363 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:01,530 who wrote in and and just saying he 364 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:02,730 didn't write it in a much she'd love to 365 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:05,040 come well I left to come to the comment 366 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:12,120 on a youtube post you know we take this 367 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:14,790 you know [\h__\h] dead grandmother talked 368 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:18,120 very seriously I have on several 369 00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:21,870 occasions pissed and a jug next to the 370 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:24,990 desk that I do this podcast from just to 371 00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:27,150 not miss the conversation that's how 372 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:29,940 serious we take it bursar's have you 373 00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:33,960 ever pissed in the jug Mike um next to 374 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:36,540 the show no I I know I haven't done that 375 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:39,180 no I have totally pissed in a jug on the 376 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:41,010 show I've never done that I probably 377 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:44,100 should have done that and honestly I 378 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:46,710 feel bad about my beta you take it 379 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:49,050 pretty serious way more here than I do 380 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:52,530 yeah I had I had like these giant will 381 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:54,270 we or we get these waters from trader 382 00:17:01,490 --> 00:16:58,260 joes and they make great piss jug did 383 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:01,500 you seriously do that yeah it's not even 384 00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:04,530 kidding you wow do you like four times I 385 00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:06,600 think that is dedication definitely a 386 00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:09,600 handful of times I need a little cheese 387 00:17:15,449 --> 00:17:12,870 here for you right there thanks 388 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:15,459 that's what I just want him to know this 389 00:17:21,329 --> 00:17:18,850 is how seriously Isley again this is not 390 00:17:24,059 --> 00:17:21,339 a prob back as we should do it please 391 00:17:26,789 --> 00:17:24,069 the soundboard we're having fun if you 392 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:26,799 don't like it and maybe the show ain't 393 00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:28,390 for you you know my dead grandmother 394 00:17:37,409 --> 00:17:31,120 said right before she died she said then 395 00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:37,419 I loved it the young man be a critic 396 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:41,019 contention this is great revelation I 397 00:17:46,169 --> 00:17:43,390 didn't expect her to say that but yeah 398 00:17:47,789 --> 00:17:46,179 so time like when you're there you know 399 00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:47,799 I mean you got to get it out probably 400 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:49,929 felt good yeah she did ask me a question 401 00:17:57,419 --> 00:17:52,210 though he a cute would you let me lick 402 00:17:59,220 --> 00:17:57,429 you everywhere I doesn't know grandma 403 00:18:00,480 --> 00:17:59,230 you can't do that do is there anything 404 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:00,490 else you want to know before you gotta 405 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:03,309 go what girl wants to give oral sex I 406 00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:06,130 thought I didn't know I told my grandma 407 00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:08,980 I just did not know and then she went 408 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:10,990 she continued on she was had a lot of 409 00:18:18,299 --> 00:18:12,700 vigor at the end of her life and she 410 00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:18,309 said that did you bring condoms I think 411 00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:20,289 it hospice their supposed love you look 412 00:18:25,889 --> 00:18:23,620 for oral supposed to make her 413 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:25,899 comfortable for her death I mean if 414 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:27,490 they're not giving her oral I don't even 415 00:18:31,049 --> 00:18:28,990 know what kind of hospice you're going 416 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:31,059 to its I'm terrible but changing with 417 00:18:37,879 --> 00:18:35,440 this so you excited too i said no i said 418 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:37,889 no Graham I'm not excited about your 419 00:18:43,259 --> 00:18:41,710 dying I don't know why you're excited 420 00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:43,269 about it maybe she was happy to go to 421 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:47,380 the beyond I don't know yeah good we 422 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:48,789 could've missed that but he antibiotics 423 00:18:54,149 --> 00:18:50,740 I'd if she was excited you could have 424 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:54,159 been excited but he ended with with this 425 00:19:03,750 --> 00:18:57,850 and I just I just found this to be so 426 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:03,760 just a fun can I rape you anally but I 427 00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:06,250 was like the last one it was a dying 428 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:08,620 request an I had to I had to oblige you 429 00:19:14,909 --> 00:19:12,970 know how does that work I mean I imagine 430 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:14,919 she's kind of like bedridden Ozzy is we 431 00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:17,110 can describe the Siam you I have to bend 432 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:21,000 over and you know when she used to her 433 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:24,510 broomstick her broom a barista con me 434 00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:26,470 that's right 435 00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:27,549 that's why she asked about the comp 436 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:29,230 trying to be nice don't it up at least 437 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:32,080 woody grain up the poop hole right and 438 00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:34,059 then a nurses are gonna smell it and 439 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:36,340 they're gonna know like oh hell happened 440 00:19:41,399 --> 00:19:39,610 in that room onon bureaus guys getting 441 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:41,409 banged by the grandma of the broomstick 442 00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:45,190 he's lovely she wanted at least he loves 443 00:19:50,279 --> 00:19:47,740 her don't going around early 50 minutes 444 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:50,289 I've never seen loved like that before 445 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:53,289 is what she requested she had a lot of 446 00:19:57,810 --> 00:19:55,330 weird request a date of her life you 447 00:19:59,460 --> 00:19:57,820 know right just a half time I get an a 448 00:20:04,740 --> 00:19:59,470 on my test and grade school closes my 449 00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:04,750 reward have you ever seen a man's blank 450 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:07,240 right don't make me fill in the blank 451 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:10,690 your grandma we don't have much side 452 00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:13,570 please we want to time for quizzes it 453 00:20:28,649 --> 00:20:25,680 okay in all of you I hate all of you I 454 00:20:31,049 --> 00:20:28,659 hate this commenter I'm done obviously 455 00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:31,059 the soundboard is a terrible idea the 456 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:32,500 other thing I have to say about sharing 457 00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:34,570 this with friends or people I keep like 458 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:37,240 really knows you can't listen to podcast 459 00:20:43,919 --> 00:20:40,270 too I told all my friends about this 460 00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:43,929 show and they don't listen to it I don't 461 00:20:46,289 --> 00:20:44,740 think any of them actually ever 462 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:46,299 downloaded to actually hear the sound 463 00:20:48,779 --> 00:20:47,530 boards it be turned off I don't think 464 00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:48,789 any of them that one of my friends 465 00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:50,380 listen to it once you said it was good 466 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:52,030 but I don't he hasn't talked to me about 467 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:54,250 it again so the key to do that as a 468 00:21:00,480 --> 00:20:56,890 courtesy I told my grandma to listen you 469 00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:00,490 know I really means yeah hey the people 470 00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:03,070 that are gonna [\h__\h] yo fine youtube 471 00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:06,820 channel or or through itunes or whatever 472 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:10,390 you use pod catcher young kids use these 473 00:21:15,330 --> 00:21:14,110 days I think the use in figure set your 474 00:21:21,570 --> 00:21:15,340 house features where to go yeah it's 475 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:21,580 pretty freaky here yeah no yeah that 476 00:21:26,399 --> 00:21:23,260 would have been good if you said to 477 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:26,409 Grandma you be like Grandma wig yeah how 478 00:21:30,779 --> 00:21:27,970 do you like hospice are they taking good 479 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:30,789 care of you yeah things get much more 480 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:37,330 graphic and disgusting that's right we 481 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:39,760 brought you cheddar bay biscuits from 482 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:40,210 red 483 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:42,490 sure grandma how are you feeling I'm 484 00:21:48,090 --> 00:21:44,290 going to get involved in the internet 485 00:21:50,070 --> 00:21:48,100 conversation with a 14 year old boy yeah 486 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:50,080 I'm going to go to his house stripped 487 00:22:01,020 --> 00:21:53,970 naked and walk in with a 12 pack of beer 488 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:01,030 under mensia yeah well he wasn't he 489 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:03,970 wasn't well in here in days she just did 490 00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:07,570 weird things like that god bless my 491 00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:10,460 Chris Hansen that's rescued out there 492 00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:13,200 [Music] 493 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:18,190 you're telling me a big fat lie well 494 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:20,140 anyways we got more stuff to get to 495 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:22,150 besides made us thank you God all right 496 00:22:27,810 --> 00:22:24,370 we address that comment I think we grab 497 00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:27,820 that comment and we'll move on here we 498 00:22:37,110 --> 00:22:34,750 go let's move on is the most stuff what 499 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:37,120 is all this stuff what is all this stuff 500 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:39,570 come on baby please tower buddy 501 00:23:37,250 --> 00:22:56,780 [Music]